I was on my way to bed, but decided to write about how much I enjoy colouring in. Can't you just imagine me lying on my stomach on the carpet in my very short shorts, kicking my legs back and forth and humming The Smile Song, surrounded by crayons, and trying to stay in the lines of my My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic colouring book for ages 3+?

So cute.

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The Sexy Assistant has 498 followers.

For obsessive compulsive reasons, this is painful for me to behold.

Somebody (two somebodies preferably) go follow her!

She's really nice.

And she writes well, though if you have M-rated stories switched off like I obviously do, then you won't know that, like I obviously don't.

And she's sexy, obviously.

And she's an assistant, apparently.

So follow her.

Okay, so I submitted this story yesterday as a birthday present for somebody, but it's failed moderation.

I'll submit it again after I've written chapter two, but I'm not quite sure when that will be. In the mean time, if you like humanized lesbian clop, and fancy a preview of the story, here it is:

Grace Under Pressure